Frequently Asked Questions
Before you slide into my DMs, take a quick peek here. It saves us both time, keeps things smooth, and helps you make a killer first impression. Respectful vibes only — that’s my jam.
01 Can I see you in 15 minutes?
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​Nope, nope, nope. I don’t do magic tricks (yet). I need at least 2 hours’ notice to get everything fresh, clean, and ready for your arrival.
02 Why does your ad have missing or wrong info?
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Because some internet trolls (aka scraper sites) copy and paste without asking, leaving chaos in their wake. For the real deal, just text me directly.
03 Where are you located?
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Right by 1960 & 45—20 minutes northwest of George Bush Intercontinental Airport. Easy to find, hard to forget.
04 Why can’t I call you right now?
If I’m not answering, I’m probably with someone who has my full attention (as you will too!). I don’t take calls during sessions—texting is the way to go.
05 Will you send me a pic?
Nope. I’ve posted what I’m comfortable sharing. If the roles were reversed, would you want your private pics floating around? Exactly. Mutual respect, please.
06 Why can’t I ask about acronym XYZ?
Because we’re classy around here—and also because that kind of talk is super illegal. So just assume the answer is always "nope!"
07 Why are you ignoring me?
I’m not ghosting (unless I’m in a session). But if you’re texting at 2 AM, being rude, or skipping the intro and screening info, you’re probably getting ignored.
08 How do I make an appointment?
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Easy peasy! Just text me at 346-999-6680 with the following:
Your age
A quick description (height, weight, eye color, hair color, etc.)
Your country of origin
Your handle/username
Also, toss in the day and time you’d like to meet—but make it at least 2 hours ahead so I can get things sparkly and ready for you!