Mystery is Cute in Movies, Not in Texts.

I’m a real person, not your psychic hotline or some chatbot. I’m here to help you relax and have a good time, but I need a little something to work with. A friendly hello and some basics go a long way. Look, I get it—sometimes sliding into someone’s messages feels like jumping into the unknown. But here’s the deal: if a total stranger hit you with a “hey” and nothing else, would you jump to respond? Nope, me neither. Here’s what actually makes me wanna reply:

Your name or handle(otherwise I'll call you Cornholio)

When you wanna book (dates, times, that kind of stuff)

What package you’re eyeing (so I can prep the magic)

Where you are from (if it's not the great state of Texas)

And a short description of yourself.

Easy, right? No cryptic nonsense. No guessing games. Just a little heads-up so I can do my thing.

So next time you wanna say hi, be the friendly human you are and hit me with the deets.

Can’t wait to meet the real you—and have a little fun while we’re at it.