Etiquette 101: Shower First, Pretty Please!

Hey, lovely people! Quick PSA: Showers before your session aren’t optional—they’re mandatory. Yep, I said it.

Do people really show up smelling like they forgot the basics? Sadly, yes. And while I love all kinds of music, funk is not my jam.

Why bother? Because:

Aromatherapy smells nice but can’t cover up “three-day stench.”

Before you roll in:

✔️ Shower first (please).

✔️ Brush your teeth (fresh breath > awkward silence).

✔️ Wear clean clothes (no gym sock fashion).

✔️ Wash those feet and other essentials (they’re closer than you think).

Feet can be sneaky stinky as well as other parts, so rinse ‘em good or risk the side-eye.

Bottom line: Show up fresh, and we both win. Clean body, fresh breath, best time ever.

Now go, shower up, and let’s make magic happen!