Nice to Meet You… But Who Even Are You?

Look, I love a little mystery as much as the next girl, but not when you text me and I’m sitting there like, “Who dis?”

I’m a relaxation expert, not a psychic hotline.

So, before you text me all cloak-and-dagger, just drop me the basics — name, age, where are you from, and what you look like. No, I’m not starting a fan club, just making sure I don’t mix you up with another Beavis or Butthead who just texted me.

Plus, the more you tell me about yourself, the quicker you get the “ahhh” session you deserve. Otherwise, it’s a guessing game nobody wins.

Bottom line? Be cool, introduce yourself like a grown-up, and let me work my magic. Don't be a stranger.