Why Am I So Hard to Book? Because I’m Basically Batman.

Look, I love you. I want to see you. I want to melt away all your stress until you’re practically jelly. But my schedule? It's a bear.

Here’s the tea:

1. I Work Nights and Weekends (Because I Have Another Job, Too!)

Yep, when I’m not here melting your stress away, I’m out there working my other gig. My life is basically a tag-team match between two jobs, and while I’d love to be available around the clock, I’m only human

2. I Still Need Sleep (Yes, Even Superheroes Nap)

I wish I could run on caffeine and good intentions, but without my beauty rest, I’d show up looking like I just crawled out of a haunted house. And trust me—nobody wants a session from the crypt keeper.

3. Limited Spots = VIP Treatment

Because my schedule is tighter than my favorite skinny jeans, every session I do take is treated like the Super Bowl of sessions. No rushing, no clock-watching—just pure, focused, “I’m gonna make you melt” energy.

4. How to Stop Missing Out (You’re Welcome)

Book Early – My openings disappear faster than chips at a party.

Be Flexible – If you can only do Tuesday at exactly 5:17pm… good luck.

And actually Show Up – Because I will never recover from the heartbreak of no-shows.